TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JUNE 23, 2019
Trump’s 884th Day In Office
This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Political Picnics, especially after President Trump surprised Conservatives by NOT canceling this year’s Congressional Picnic at the White House For Political Parasites and Trump-Haters In The Press like he did last year.
The 2019 Congressional Cookout featured lawn games, festival vendors, a popcorn cart, a candy station, and a Ferris Wheel. The menu, prepped by White House Executive Chef Cristeta Comerford, included lemon chicken, grilled plank salmon, charcoal grilled rib eye steak, and Baja shrimp tacos, not to mention lots of sides.
First Lady Melania Trump looked just as striking as ever in a 3/4 length sleeve, button-up number that went down past her knees
as Trumps and Pences mingled with the crowd,
suffering selfies every step of the way.
Constitution.com says Donald Trump is a President unlike any that we have seen in our lifetimes, and for reasons that are just beyond comprehension for the career politicos who’ve only known the grooming of the Beltway. Trump is a Citizen President – a man with no prior political experience, at least in the literal sense of the word.
There’s no doubt that The Donald knows his way around a state or federal building – that comes with the territory of being a ruthless and successful real estate investor – but there hasn’t ever been a Congressman Trump or Councilman Trump.
No, we got the CEO-in-Chief instead, and it has done wonders for our economy.
Now another piece of the humanist in President Trump is showing through, as a debate over Congress’ ineffectual work on immigration rages. Maybe The Trumpster could get Congress’ attention by cancelling their a five-star meal served in a tent to Washington fat cats.
So what happened last year to all those steaks that were already on the grill when The Trumpster cancelled the event?
Rather than feeding freeloading members of Congress, whom Trump has recently admonished for not passing immigration reform laws, the president opted to feed those who have fought to protect America.
White House reporter for Bloomberg News Jennifer Jacobs shared on Twitter Friday morning that the food prepared for the congressional picnic, “including rib eye steaks, spinach, cole slaw, quinoa, black beans and pies, will be served at a lunch today to Walter Reed hospital patients, caregivers and employees at the Warrior and Family Center in Bethesda,” citing a United Service Organizations spokeswoman.
Way To Go, Trumpster!
It’s A Shame He Isn’t Cancelling Congressional Cookouts Until Members Of Congress Do Their Jobs