TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JUNE 02, 2019
Trump’s 863rd Day In Office
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
How “Dumb” were we for believing we could ever talk President Trump out of keeping one of his biggest campaign promises like killing Obama’s Climate Accord? —Depressed DemocRATS Still Trying To Figure Out Why They Lost The 2016 Election
Investors were really “Delighted” whenever Stocks closed at all-time highs as Investors ignored all that Global Warming Crap. —Whistleblower Senior Business Editor Merrill Forbes
Four years ago at this time, Obama’s D-Word was “Dramatic,” for the way he cynically bumped his VA Scandal from the political spotlight with the surprise release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. —Obama Supporters in the Press
Please don’t ask why the Obama Administration broke the law to exchange five murdering terrorists at GITMO for an American Deserter and Taliban Sympathizer whose selfish act ended up costing the lives of better men. —Obama’s Paid Liars Susan Rice and Chuck Hagel on the Sunday TV News Shows
That’s why we chose former prisoner of war and Vietnam War veteran John McCain’s “These are the highest high-risk people. Others that we have released have gone back into the fight.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
With all that going on, I really looked like a “Doofus” for unexpectedly resigning on cue to deflect attention from the latest scandal for which Obama should have been impeached. —Obama’s Ex-White House Piss Boy Jay Carney
You can’t believe all that great publicity I “Deserved” for posing for a picture with Trump’s severed head. —Washed Up Comedienne Kathy Griffin
My D-Word is still “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brings up my Benghazi cover-up. —Crooked Hillary, Still Not Indicted
On Thursday’s 75th Anniversary of D-Day, our D-Word will be for “Deception,” when we try to change the name of Omaha Beach to “Obama Beach.” ——Obama’s Government In Exile
Obama’s Scandals are still sinking our ship, but we say a rising “Debt Ceiling” will lift our boats. —Deluded D-RATS in Congress
Our D-Word is “Deny” whenever somebody says Obama’s Scandals are our fault. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Destroy Trump Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19
Our D-word is “Delirious,” IRS Commissioner John Koskinen has obstructed justice, provided false testimony to Congress, disregarded Congressional subpoenas, stonewalled a Congressional investigation, and then he decided he didn’t even need to show up for his own Impeachment Hearing! —TEA Party Patriots
Our D-Word for today is no longer “Distaff,” since Skaggie Maggie and Wedgie Washburn are no longer around. —Feckless Fishwrappers
My D-Word is “Due Date,” referring to June 20 when my jacked-up Hamilton County Property Taxes are “Due.” —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous D-RAT County Auditor (who is always allowed to run unopposed)
I’m “Dejected,” especially after my historic failures, not only failing to bring the 2016 Republican National Convention to Cincinnati, but Also when Hillary won Hamilton County with nearly 53 percent of the vote while exceeding Obama’s share from 2012. —RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
Sometimes it’s hard to come up with a good “D-Word.” —Alternate Life-Style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
People who march in this month’s Gay Day Parade in Cincinnati will all be “Degenerates.” — Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass
The Cincinnati Reds D-word is once again “Doomed” in 2019. —Despondent Redleg Rooter Farley Fairweather
Next Thursday in Northern Kentucky, we’ll have some of the best D-Day celebrations ever. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
In Kentucky, the D-Word will be “Defeated” tomorrow on Confederate Memorial Day. —Hurley the Historian
Dirty words don’t all begin with the letter “D.” —George Carlin
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