TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JUNE 21, 2019
Trump’s 882nd Day In Office

Tomorrow Is Gay Pride Day, Everybody!

AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if the news media would be covering Cincinnati’s big Gay Pride Parade tomorrow, especially after Whistleblower Lifestyle Commentators Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis demanded equal time because last night The Blower had reported heterosexual events during the upcoming Straight Pride Month of August would include “The Annual Straight Pride Parade,” being held this year in Anderson Township

“There shouldn’t be any problem this year like there was a couple of years ago,” Kane explained when the Gay Pride Parade in Downtown Cincinnati and that Hillbilly Quaker State 400 Race in Northern Kentucky were both going on at the same time. At least they didn’t try to combine those two events. 

And If you think that would be confusing, think about what would’ve happened if some of the participants had showed up at the wrong event. Some drivers would’ve been racing some really colorful cars in Kentucky and Cincinnati’s Dainty D-RAT Former Mayor Mark Mallory would’ve been there to throw out the first pitch, and in Downtown Cincinnati Tony Stewart would’ve been driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile and covered the new Gay Pride Parade Route in less than two seconds that had been unanimously approved by Our Nine Fine Clowns. 

This year’s parade will include Gay Redskins from Anderson and Gay Illegal Immigrants separated from their Homophobic Straight Parents crossing the totally gay Purple People Bridge from Kentucky.

Meanwhile at the U.S. Sixth District Court in Cincinnati, Republican Judge Mike Barrett finally agreed with Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman that same sex-marriage was really OK, even if you didn’t find out your son was gay like this.

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