TODAY IS
SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND EVEN IF YOUR JACKED-UP FOREST HILLS SCHOOL TAXES WON’T BE DUE FOR FIFTY-ONE MORE DAYS, DUMBED-DOWN VOTERS’ DAY IS STILL MAY 02Soon You’ll Get To Pay For All Those Stupid “Feel Good” Things You Voted For Again

       Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes has to be postmarked by midnight, Tuesday, June 20, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County will be busy for the next two weeks helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder since some people’s property taxes are still included with their mortgage payments. That way, dumbed-down over-taxed payers who voted for Lying D-RAT Joke Biden will never see how much they’re actually paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included on your tax bill.

The Anderson Apocalypse says Tax preparers at H&R Pappas in Anderson Township will be particularly busy because all of those really stupid voters who didn’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash the Forest Hills Public Schools were already pissing away before voting for the District’s most recent low-information-voter-approved Tax Scam.

That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day, and they should hold School Board elections on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.

FIRST, THERE ARE SCHOOL TAXES. Could you ever believe you actually approved paying so much of your hard-earned money for children of all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters Who Didn’t Complain When They Put Joke Biden* In The White House? That way, you’ll continue paying for those all those future D-RATs to be brainwashed with all that progressive propaganda that’s been canceling our culture for the past sixty years.

The next big chunk goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the elephants, and the Museum Center.

It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization like a rejuvenated COAST to talk about such things, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never do any of the women I know.” 

Your Second Half Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes Are Almost Due

Hamilton County Treasurer Jill A. Schiller (Whoever The Hell She Is) says if you can’t find one of those Forever Stamps and have to use one of those 63-cent U.S. postage stamps when you mail in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment is returned due to insufficient postage, our Disgraced Ex-Disingenuous D-RAT Double-Dipping Obama-Loving County Auditor’s D-RAT Disciple  will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”