TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2021
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND BECAUSE OF RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* THE PRICE OF GIBLETS IS SKY HIGH THIS YEAR
Nominations Are Already Pouring In
The counter at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page continues to click off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until The Blower’s Deadline (on Monday, November 22 at 4PM) to nominate somebody for the Whistleblower’s 2021 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants), three days before Thanksgiving.
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2021 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”
This will be the fourteenth year for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Here are some of our 2008 Turkey Of The Year Nominees. Can you remember who won that year?
