SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 2017
This Sunday in America…

… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God to encourage people to pray for Poetry, especially after President Trump read a sinister poem about a snake biting its host and dedicated it to the anti-immigration police at last night’s 100-Day Revenge Rally In Pennsylvania to upstage the Disingenuous DemocRAT White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington that Trump and his staff were boycotting to protest their Dishonest Media Coverage. 

Actually, Trump read the lyrics of Al Wilson’s 1968 song “The Snake,” in which a woman takes an ill snake into her home only for it to bite her once it has recovered. Trump dedicated his recital to Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly and our anti-immigration agencies. Trump repeatedly read the poem during his campaign as he vowed to build his “big, beautiful wall” along the Mexican border and warned about Radical Islamic Terrorists entering the US as refugees.

Let’s All Recite It Together
“The Snake” by Al Wilson (1968):

On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Poor thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had bee revived
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake