SUNDAY, APRIL 23, 2017

This Sunday in America…
… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners on Easter Sunday to ask for God to encourage people to pray more often, since the Mainstream Media keeps forgetting to tell people about the scientifically proven benefits of Prayer and Faith.

There must be something to it, especially after we read a recent poll that found 84% of U.S. adults claimed they prayed every week.

Maybe that’s because Prayer stimulates the parts of your brain that help keep you healthy and happy by improving your memory and mental function, enhancing your daily problem-solving ability, and diminishing your mental decline.

Doctors also say Prayer reduces stress and lowers your blood pressure, boosts your resistance to illness and disease, reduces your suffering from pain, neutralizes harmful negative emotions, and gives you a healthier, longer, and happier life.

“Best of all, Praying doesn’t cost anything,” Kane explained, “and trying to imagine how Congress would ever be able to replace ObamaCare and prevent a Government Shutdown before President Trump hits his 100-Day Mark on Saturday, a little Prayer wouldn’t hurt.”