TODAY IS
SUNDAY, APRIL 07, 2019
Trump’s 807th Day In Office
This Sunday in America…
… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God to encourage people to pray more often, since the Mainstream Media keeps forgetting to tell people about the scientifically proven benefits of Prayer and Faith.

Now is the time to pray for America. The year of 2019 yearns for God’s people from all over the world to pray for America. We are living in serious and critical times. Call upon your church, friends, colleagues, and any leader in this nation: We need to pray for America.

There must be something to Prayer, especially after we read that recent Conservative Research Center Poll that found most U.S. adults claimed they prayed every week.

Maybe that’s because Prayer stimulates the parts of your brain that help keep you healthy and happy by improving your memory and mental function, enhancing your daily problem-solving ability, and diminishing your mental decline.

Doctors also say Prayer reduces stress and lowers your blood pressure, boosts your resistance to illness and disease, reduces your suffering from pain, neutralizes harmful negative emotions, and gives you a healthier, longer, and happier life.

“Best of all, Praying doesn’t cost anything,” Kane explained, “especially with America facing a crisis on our Southern Border, along with a new wave of homegrown political violence and terrorism if its divisions continue for the duration of the Devolution of America during the Post-Obama Period. That’s why authorities need to be on high alert for violence—not just from the extreme right, but from the extreme left as well. 76% of Americans now fear Political Violence and way too many Americans think their No. 1 enemy is the other political party. And if those things aren’t something to pray about, we don’t know what is.”