SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2017

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Pleasantness on Tuesday Night when President Trump delivers his long-awaited first State of Disunion Address. We can hardly wait till he calls out Senate DemocRATS for obstructing his Cabinet appointments and the Very Fake News in the Mendacious Media.

It’s not unusual that they’re calling Tuesday’s Night “President Trump’s Address to a Joint Session of Congress” instead of a State of The Union Address. Obama didn’t officially give a State of the Union address in 2009, and no president since John F. Kennedy has called his first speech before Congress an State of the Union Address.

Will Disingenuous DemocRATS be boycotting the event like they did at Trump’s Inauguration last month? And what kind of menagerie of protesters will they be bringing as their guests, just to make a point. The gallery ought to look like the Bar Scene from Star Wars.

Ex-Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear will be giving the D-RATS’ Response to fear-monger Trump’s promise to replace ObamaCare. Ohio’s Delusional Governor John Kasich will no doubt be throwing in his two-cents’ worth for The Fishwrap following his performance on CBS’ Face The Nation this morning.

Bring the popcorn and buckle up Tuesday night, because Trump’s State of the Dis-Union speech is going to be Yuge.