WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 2018

Trying to Explain the Unexplainable

As the dust settles after last night’s 2018 Ohio Gubernatorial Primary Election, Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda were still wondering how a dweeb like Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich managed to get more votes than Donald Trump in the 2016 Ohio Primary Elections, when The Trumpster’s national polls were above 53% right before the election.

Did all those Angry People sleep in that Tuesday morning?

Wasn’t anybody listening to Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity on Right–Wing Radio on that Tuesday afternoon?

Were they stuck in traffic for all those hours when that SUV went off the Combs-Hehl Bridge and people couldn’t get to their polling places, even though DemocRAT Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley took it upon herself to issue an order to keep the polls open for an extra hour to help stop Donald Trump?

Or was that $47 million worth of Super PAC Advertising in Ohio by Left-wing Extremists and the Republican Establishment trashing The Donald finally taking effect?

Perhaps it was all those Disingenuous DemocRATS who’d been paid to cross over and vote for John Kasich in the Republican Primary “to stop Donald Trump,” just like they did in New Hampshire. Not to worry, they all got to vote for their FREE Stuff at the real election in November.

Or do a lot of Ohio Republicans just liked keeping Kasich campaigning full time outside Ohio for as long as they can.