MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2015

And Conservatives Appear To Be Particularly Susceptible

This morning in the Whistleblower Newswire Newsroom, we got an advisory from the Center for Disease Control about the number of people all across the United States who’ve been recently diagnosed with an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a disease that is deemed to be widespread and highly contagious.

Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:

Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing Obama pander to Muslim terrorists.

Loose bowels from swallowing the fact dumbed-down voters elected Obama twice.

Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, call your Congressman. But even before that, make sure you call the governor of your state and demand that he follows the lead of Alabama Governor Robert Bentley, who’s refusing to allow Syrian Invaders to relocate to Alabama; Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who says his state will not participate in any program to resettle Syrian Invaders, Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson, who says he will oppose Syrian Invaders being relocated to Arkansas; Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, a GOP presidential candidate;  Indiana Governor Mike Pence, and Michigan Governor Rick Snyder, who says he’s suspending efforts to bring Syrian Invaders to Michigan in light of the deadly terrorist attacks in Paris on Friday. No word yet from Ohio Governor John Kasich or the other forty-three governors who are still asleep at the switch!

You could also notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is hoped that the cure will be available in only 358 more days on November 8, 2016.