FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, 2018
Trump’s 560th Day In Office

 But We Still Haven’t Seen His Damn Birth Certificate

           Tomorrow is Obama’s 57th Birthday, and all over America, Obsessive Obama Supporters like Tom and Rose are busy signing that e-mail card to help Obama celebrate and to let him know we’re all still out here fighting alongside him. But the problem is, every time you try to sign it, they ask you for another damn donation. CLICK HERE, and you’ll see what we mean.

All over the world, Obama’s friends are planning to celebrate too, especially all those Radical Islamic Terrorists.

At the DC Swamp, Holdovers from Obama’s State Department Holdovers are still leaking confidential material to Trump Haters in the DemocRAT Propaganda Media to do the maximum amount of harm to Obama’s successor.

Nancy Pelosi and other Disingenuous DemocRATS are continuing to use Obama’s birthday for fundraising purposes, just like they did each year The Worst President In History was in office.

 The Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics shows a record 155,965,000 people will be employed on Obama’s Birthday, the 11th monthly record-breaker since President Trump took office 19 months ago. The unemployment rate fell to 4.3%, tying the lowest level of unemployment in 16 years. No wonder the Stock Market has increased “bigly” so far during Trump’s first term.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on tomorrow’s date in 1990, Iraq had just invaded Kuwait. Whatever happened to that Saddam Hussein guy anyhow? Hurley also remembers seven years ago when Republicans delivered this birthday cake to the Disingenuous DemocRAT Committee in honor of Obama’s 51st birthday. But the GOP was a lot more creative that year, since everything President Trump has accomplished during his first 560 Days in Office has been in spite of Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, and the rest of the RINOs in Congress.

OFFICIAL WHISTLEBLOWER OBAMA BIRTHDAY CARD HOT LINE
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