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AND WHAT’S IN A NICKNAME—A JOKE PEOPLE MAKE UP WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOUR NAMEWhistleblower’s Garrulous Grammarian Says…

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, when Charles Foster Kane dubbed losing Ohio Republican First District Congressman Steve Chabot’s Opponent “PELOSI’S BOY TOY—But We’re Not Sure Which Pelosi” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher promised to make the Dirty-Politics D-RAT Cincinnati City Clown-cil Man famous.

Back in 2018, a lot of people used our Beloved Whistleblower Motto to ridicule Adam “Schiff For Brains,” although we never heard Sean Hannity or Tucker Carlson attribute our egregious epithet to The Blower on the air. Instead, they made fun of “Schiff For Brains” for being stupid enough to fall for a prank phone call by Russian comedians who offered to give him “compromising” dirt on Donald Trump – including nude photos of the president and a Russian reality show star. 

The difficulty, of course was deciding which “Schiff Phrase” to use, because according to our Funk N Wagnals, there’s a real “Schiff Pot” full of them.

For example, besides our egregious excrement “Schiff,” we have: Take A “Schiff,” Holy “Schiff,” Jack “Schiff,” “Schiff” Hole, When The “Schiff” Hits The Fan, Hot “Schiff,” “Schiff” Happens, Dog “Schiff,” Full Of “Schiff,” No “Schiff,” Bat “Schiff,” Crock Of “Schiff,” “Schiff” Faced, Tough “Schiff,” Up “Schiff” Creek, Shoot The “Schiff,” “Schiff” On, Hot “Schiff,”  “Schiff” List, “Schiff” Hit The Fan, Give A “Schiff,” “Schiff” A Brick, “Schiff” Head, “Schiff” On A Shingle, Not Give A “Schiff,” “Schiff” Or Get Off The Pot, Beats The “Schiff” Outta Me, Diddly “Schiff,” Get Your “Schiff” Together, Eat “Schiff,” No “Schiff,” Sherlock, “Schiff,” Eating, Chicken “Schiff,” In Deep “Schiff,” “Schiff” For Brains,  “Schiff” Scared, When The “Schiff” Hits The Fan, Piece Of “Schiff,” Ape “Schiff,” Cheap “Schiff,” Do Bears “Schiff” In The Woods, “Schiff” Can, “Schiff” House “Schiff,” Kicker “Schiff” Stirrer, Beat The “Schiff” Out Of, “Schiff” Canned, “Schiff”  Yourself, “Schiff” Zoo, and Up “Schiff’s” Creek Without A Paddle.

“That’s a lot of Bull “Schiff,’ ” one of our Political Insiders said.

“No Schiff,” Kane replied.