TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JULY 27, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WHAT WE NEED IS A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO NEGATIVE POLITICAL ADVERTISING

Ohio District 27 Update

Today at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why we haven’t seen any really negative advertising flooding all of our mailboxes on those jumbo color postcards before the August 2 Ohio Primary Elections Part Deux in only six more days.

That’s because Attack Ads and Negative Campaigning work. They always have, and you’re nothing but a poor deluded dunce if you think people will ever change.

Republicans in Ohio’s 27th District have seen more than their share of attack ads for years, especially every time “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman had a desperate opponent. So let’s chalk up another example of how The Blower says campaigns appear to have changed.

For the past several years, every politician in America has been celebrating ever since Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. And since Lying During Political Campaigns is now 100% legal, Finney’s Fibbers will be Falsifying in Full Force Forever.

So why haven’t we yet seen negative attack ads in any Ohio 27th District campaigns? Patience, Persons of Consequence. With six more days until Primary Election Day Part Deux, there’s still plenty of time.

Lindsay Cole  Jenn Giroux   Joe Murray