TODAY IS
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2018
Trump’s 632nd Day In Office
This Sunday in America…… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray For Politeness And Propriety (conforming to conventionally accepted standards of behavior or morals). There’s been a lot of Leftist-Approved Violence in America ever since Republicans were targeted for assassination on a baseball field in Alexandria, Virginia last summer.
These days, Crooked Hillary says a return to “civility” is only possible under the Disingenuous DemocRATS, the party that just gave America the spectacle of Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearings.
Obama’s Disgraced Attorney General Eric Holder says, “When they go low, we kick them.”
Bluegrass Senator Rand Paul warned in an interview on Tuesday that heated political rhetoric has the potential to turn deadly. “I fear that there’s going to be an assassination,” Paul told WLAP Radio’s Leland Conway. “I really worry that somebody is going to be killed, and that those who are ratcheting up the conversation … they have to realize they bear some responsibility if this elevates to violence.”
The Blower possibly predicted all this violence on January 20, 2011. That was in our Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest, when our Uncivil Libertarian Randy Rude said it was insulting how the Left had deemed the rallies and speech of the TEA Parties and other libertarian groups as uncivil and a threat to political discourse. Randy’s winning entry was:
The reason we have no civility
Is that voters no longer have the ability
To distinguish between truth and fiction –
Thanks to widespread media dereliction –
And, among candidates, a complete lack of virility.
Dishonorable Mentions Include:
The reason we have no civility
And politicians have no virility,
Is the pursuit of the Almighty Buck
It’s turned everyone into a schmuck,
Obsessed with their financial viability.
The reason we have no civility
Can be broken down into a trilogy
Pundits shout at the masses
Spouting nonsense from their asses
To make-up for their lack of abilities
And from our Anderson Laureate, each of these entries has been approved by the American Uncivil Liberties Union:
The reason we have no civility
Is that the Left believes it is nobility.
For them to be kind
And have an open mind
Would simply be beyond their ability.
The reason we have no civility
Is that liberals have no humility.
They then know what is best
For all of the rest
And if you complain, they call it “hostility.”
The reason we have no civility
Is because of liberal hostility
They think they are right
And want to show you the light
The problem is, they have no ability.
The reason we have no civility
Our nature is fraught with fragility.
We might want to be nice
But if you take my advice
You’ll fight the Left with all your ability.
The reason we have no civility
Is that liberals lack humility
They’re than we are,
Matthews, Krugman and Behar,
Don’t expect them to accept responsibility.
The Left hates Beck, Rush and Hannity
But don’t question their humanity
If you don’t follow their script,
Have no doubts, you’ll get ripped
I’ve had enough of their insanity.
So when anything bad takes place,
Whether it’s about gays, Bush, or race,
You can bet your sweet tail
Libs will rant and they will rail
Even though they don’t have a case.
Now it’s time to reaffirm Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together):
“Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down, and that goes double Violent Leftists.
