TODAY IS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2019
Trump’s 1,040th Day In Office
Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved For Research On The 2016 Election By The Presidential Historical Society Because So Many Little Things Reported In The 2016 Blower (Like The Destroy Trump Forces’ Coup) Are Still Making News Today.
That’s Why Today With 55 Days Till President-Elect Trump’s Inauguration, Presidential Scholars Should Study The Blower’s “2016 PC ALERT” E-DITION To Analyze The Greatest Election In History.
THAT DATE WAS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2016
With Your Very First “Night Before Christmas” Poem Parody
T’was a month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
Why the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas – no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a “Holiday”
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks, and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CD’s from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Fran-ken and Fonda
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word Christmas – was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate “Winter Break” under your “Dream Tree”
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout “MERRY CHRISTMAS,” not “Happy Holiday!”
