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Special “Tomorrow Begins a Brand New Month” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2018

It Only Seemed Like the Longest 28 Days in History

          image004Now that #If Black Lives Really Mattered History Month is finally almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.”

Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is now officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month, and WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, “Now that February is over, maybe we can use the word ‘niggardly’ again without being called racists.”

And with this year’s #If Black Lives Really Really Mattered Month (formerly called “Half-Black History Month” in honor of the previous resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue) only 28 days long, several Black Guys still didn’t get their “profiles” in The Fishwrap. To deserving darkies like Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, and Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of Our Feckless Fishwrfappers is now writing his sincerest apologies. Maybe that’s why she got her sorry ass fired!

However all month at the end of every aisle at your Kroger grocery store, you saw a photograph and biography of a black person. In Hyde Park, these were just about the only black people inside the entire store. 

Even The Blower ran out of days this month and couldn’t run a Black History Month Racial Healing Profile for That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from News Liars at The Destroy Trump Media, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Maybe Tomorrow We Can Go Back To Enjoying Some Of Our Favorite Foods Without Being Called RACISTS

Internet Neutrality

image013At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all that “Net Neutrality” BS that’s supposed to make access to the Internet equal for everybody, just like it says in the Constitution.

“It’s already working,” Kane explained. Last night I received an e-mail from the DemocRAT Senate Campaign Committee thanking me for being one of their strongest DemocRAT supporters they have but saying they we were surprised to see that I hadn’t renewed my DSCC membership for 2018 yet: [DSCC Membership Status: pending 2018 Membership Rate: $5 (renew now)

 

“And minutes later, an e-mail from Alison at GOP.Com informed me that I only a few left to confirm my 2018 Sustaining Membership with the Republican National Committee and receive my membership card in the mail. This would be the most important action I could take today to have a direct and lasting impact on GOP victories in 2015, 2016 and beyond.

 

“But thanks to Obama’s new Internet Neutrality rules,” Kane added, “I didn’t experience even a smidgen of guilt when I trashed those fundraising e-mails from both political parties.”

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image028Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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The Girls On Fox News Song

(Sent in Faux Facebook Friend Jim Trakas– 2,810 Friends, 58 Mutual, who lives in Independence, Ohio, where the hell that is)

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