TODAY IS SATURDAY, MARCH 23, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-EIGHTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND EVERYBODY’S TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WENT WRONG ON MARCH 19
And All The Sirens Went Off At Noon On Wednesday
The unthinkable happened in Ohio’s Second Congressional District Tuesday night when all those Wenstrup’s Wannabees who had foolishly forgotten to contact The Whistleblower Newswire with information about their campaigns were beaten like a bunch of rented mules. Flags flew at half-staff all day on Wednesday.
No wonder The Blower was forced to use this heading for Our “Official Election Results
Will the Conservative Agenda be investigating the problem, defining the problem, and working on ways to fix the problem? You Bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less.
Local Voting Had Become A Tad More Difficult Last Year For Real Republicans In Clermont County After The Legislature In Columbus Changed Chabot’s First Congressional District And Pushed The Queen City Blue Stupidity And Corruption To The Clermont County Border. No Wonder Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup Decided To Call It Quits This Year. And With All Those Wenstrup’s Wannabees Running The Worst Campaigns Imaginable And The Leftist News Media Ignoring Every Aspect Of The Republicans’ Campaigns, We All Saw Just How Dumbed-Down Ohio Republican Voters Had Become. 
Meanwhile, During Our Official Day Of Mourning In Clermont County, Local Principled Pragmatist Charles Tassell Offered This Parody Of The Last Stanza From Ernest Thayer’s “Casey At The Bat.”
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Clermont — My campaign just got voted out.
Ohio Second District Voters will now have a Congressional District they truly deserve.
Now we’ll all be counting the 225 days at press time until the 2024 Elections.