MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2017

Because The Bungals Have Been On Their Knees For The Past 50 Years

Yesterday at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Patellas (Kneecaps), as Millionaire Players at NFL (Negro Football League) games in over-taxed payer funded stadiums all across America took part in yesterday’s media-orchestrated Black Lies Matter “Protests” to dishonor our Country by kneeling during the National Anthem.

Meanwhile in Cincinnati, The Bungals and Marvin Lewis will be hosting a Pure Romance party at Paul Brown Stadium on October 13, where ladies can learn how to suck… just like the Bungals.  No kidding! This one-of-a-kind girls’ night out will teach local soccer moms about the fundamentals while supporting a great cause—the Marvin Lewis Community Fund.

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