Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved For Research On The 2016 Election By The Presidential Historical Society Because So Many Things Reported In The 2016 Blower Are Still Making News Today During This Perilous Political Period.
BUT TODAY IS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2022
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE STILL WISHING YOU A MERRY TRUMPMAS
And We’re All Celebrating Around Our Trump Tree
Because Trump says it’s OK to say “Merry Christmas” again.
TRUMP’S NOT-SO-MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018
Trump Cancelled Christmas In Florida To Deal With Shutdown In DC Which Continued Until Thursday
How many congressmen have left DC for the holiday?
A Very Special Counsel Christmas
Trump Saves Christmas!?!?! – Let’s Make Christmas Great Again!!!!
How The Donald Stole Christmas
Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years” – Dana Kamide
Save The Snowflakes!
DUCK DYNASTY CHRISTMAS UPDATE
A&E Won’t Be Celebrating A Robertson Family Christmas Again This Year
And if you want to see why some people are so depressed these days, just check out Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s rendition of the “Sorprano’s Christmas Party” from the Whistleblower Archives.
Can you identify any of these people?
“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”
For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at Jack Casino on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all get in the mood by singing the eleventh verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by RINO Hunters of America. It goes something like this:
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
Eleven RINOs charging
Ten Taxes Raising,
Nine Bills a Spending,
Eight Dems a Booing,
Seven Wits a Wagging,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portman?
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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous donation during our December fund-raising drive from the Scrooge & Marley Counting House.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane suffers yet another picture being taken with an unidentified freeloader who showed up at a holiday party begging for an autograph.
WHISTLEBLOWER WISH LIST HOT LINE
e-mail your ridiculous requests today.
Some gluten-free items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally gluten-free subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Romantic Christmas Sleigh Ride
(It’s from 2009, but it’s still very funny)
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