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TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP WHISTLEBLOWER STORY —
“Stupid Question!” Trump Snaps At Reporter Over Michael Cohen: CNBC
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The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
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Mending The Nation – Jon McNaughton
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Trump Needs To Light A Fire Under His AG
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
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“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
With Only 14 More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Election, Mary Taylor Promises To End Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Medicare Expansion
Anderson Apocalypse Update
Channel 5 had a story from last night’s Anderson Apocalypse Meeting being conducted by the Forest Hills School Board where replacing the oh-so politically incorrect Redskins Mascot is being used as a just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the School Board’s deception on that building levy.
But the story wasn’t about the mascot controversy. Neither was it about mismanagement leaving kids in half-finished school buildings and over-taxed payers left holding the bag. No. They reported on Forest Hills starting the school day later. Sleeping in is apparently pretty damn important.
Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:
Please Tell Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley and Cincinnati City Clowncil:
After you get done fixing the 911 center — and have you consulted with inbound telemarketing call center operators about how to do it? — FIX THE DAMN ROADS!
No more money for bike lanes.
No more money for public transit.
No more money for sloppy social services.
FIX THE DAMN ROADS! That’s one of government’s few basic duties.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Bernie Sanders Will Guarantee Federal Jobs For Everyone
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) — Sen. Bernie Sanders (RTRD-Vt) is set to announce a proposal that would guarantee a government job with a minimum $15-per-hour wage plus health benefits to every adult living in America “who wants or needs one,” according to the Washington Post.
“I’m basically updating a proven concept – equal prosperity for all is obtainable in this country, and I intend to make it happen.”
When asked for specific details, Sanders described the plan as “somewhat like the 60s Soviet Union only better.”
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Only A Real Indian Can Defeat The Fake Indian
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Poll: Evangelical Support For Trump Would Stay Same If He Were Discovered To Be Antichrist
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Melania Trump Hosts State Dinner In Stunning Black Shroud Of Shrieking Crows
Stormy Daniels, James Comey Arrive At White House For State Dinner
Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming Au Pair
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