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TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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Mending The Nation – Jon McNaughton

“Respect the Flag”

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With Only Seven More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Election, Mary Taylor Promises To End Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Medicare Expansion

Anderson Apocalypse Update

Half of Anderson High School’s Class of 1956 would be turning over in their graves because of the current controversy over the Anderson High School Redskins Name which was obviously just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the scandal-plagued Forest Hills School Board’s incompetence and deceptions. The other half are already dead.

Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas had a few choice words for the two Cincinnati City Clowncil Members who insinuated themselves into the Redskins Controversy Monday night: “If we gave a rat’s ass about your opinions, we’d live in the city. And if the City is ever the most desirable place to live for the last six like years like Anderson Township is, maybe we could take your comments seriously.

Meanwhile, this afternoon’s Breaking News E-dition showed nine photos of the interior of the still unfinished Anderson High School taken today (5/1/2018) sent in by an individual who wanted to remain anonymous. You can see them HERE.

Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:

To Hamilton County Commissioners

RE:  A bleak future with massive cuts to services would await…

Well, that’s too damn bad.

It’s way past the time for you to cut County costs and leave We The People and our pocketbooks alone.

Additionally, you should — you must — enact property tax abatement for those of us who have been in our homes for 20, 30, 40 and more years — instead of giving buyers of poorly-designed Tyvek houses built on tear-down lots 15 years on the cuff.  THAT just has to be in violation of the Equal Protection Clause.

We await your bleakness.

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Mueller Questions For Trump Leaked

The White House is expressing outrage over the release of a list of questions Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller intends to ask President Trump. Included in the nearly four dozen questions published by the New York Times on Monday were:

• Did you confer with any foreign power during your campaign?
• Does Melania sleep in the nude?
• Did you collude with Russia during the election?
• Who has the tighter body – Stormy Daniels or Melania?
• Have you ever been a Russian agent?
• Is it true that Melania often lounges in provocative negligees?
• Have you ever spoken privately with President Putin?
• What type of noises does Melania make while having sex?

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Obama Claims Credit For North And South Korea Summit

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Humble Donald Trump Refuses To Take Any Credit For Korea Talks

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WASHINGTON—Frantically searching desk drawers, file folders, and the soil of a potted plant, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly ransacked Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s office Tuesday in order to steal the corresponding answer key for the questions investigators planned to ask their father. “USA Patriot Number…

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