TODAY IS
MONDAY, MAY 20, 2019
Trump’s 850th Day In Office
This Morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower planned to cover The Trumpster’s MAGA Rally in Montoursville, Pennsylvania (where the hell that is).
“You bet!” Kane said. “We’ll use Our Official Trump White House Rally Template again, just like we always do.”
As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing during The Trumpster’s campaign for re-election in only 532 more days, our readers know to expect nothing less.”
NOW HERE’S OUR LEDE FOR TONIGHT’S EVENT
Tonight, we saw another jam-packed raucous rally in Montoursville, Pennsylvania as the Trumpster campaigned for Pennsylvania State Rep. Fred Keller’s special election tomorrow for the 12th Congressional District.
We’ll Make Sure We Include The Trumpster’s Tweet.
For The Obligatory “Candidate’s Picture,” The Blower Couldn’t Find A Storybook Family Photo, But At Least This Campaign Video Shows Who Fred Thinks He’s Running Against.
The Crowd Waiting For The Arrival Of Air Force One Is Always Great To Show At An Airport Rally.
We Can Use Our Stock Photo Of The Trumpster Waving To The Crowd.
The Guy In The Wall Suit Even Got Invited Up On Stage.
Trump-Bashing Leftists At NBC Even Streamed The Trumpster’s Rally Live.
You Can’t Get More Breaking News Than That.
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eighth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 850
And There Are Now Only 532
More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
