WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21, 2017
Trump Had A Really Good Time Tonight At His Cedar Rapids Rally
CNN Gets Booed – Donald Trump Calls Out Fake News Media
Trump Mocks D-RATS Against His Health Care Plan
Trump: Mexico Border Wall May Be Solar Wall
Tweet Of The Day
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Sean Spicer Slams Media For Lying About DemocRAT Loss In Georgia Special Election (Primary)
@Liz_Wheeler: Are You Tired Of Winning Yet?!?!
Laughing My #Ossoff
Rush Limbaugh, DemocRATS Devastated Over Karen Handel Win over Jon Ossoff
Liberals Panic Karen Handel Won The Special Election ( DemocRATS Lose Again )
Dems Have A Plethora Of Excuses; Why They Lost In Georgia
After Ossoff Loss, DemocRAT Senator Confesses: We Talk Too Much About RUSSIA
ObamaCare Has Failed The American People
Sean Spicer Fat Joke Causes Liberal Freakout
DNC Chair Tom Perez Gives Weak Excuse For Worst April Fundraising Since 2009
Fox LAUGHS at CNN’s Acosta For Throwing A Tantrum
While Live Results Showed Handel Winning By Several Thousand, CNN Still Reported Ossoff Ahead
Charlie Daniels And His Fiddle Made An Appearance At Karen Handel’s Victory Party
The Dems went down to Georgia
They was looking for a seat to steal
They were in a bind, ’cause they were way behind
They were willing to make a deal
When they came across this young man
From the next district over
and quite the schmuck
They put him up on a hickory stump
Gave him 30 million bucks
The boy said, “My name’s Jonny and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your cash
And your dreams will crash
’cause there’s no way in hell I’ll win”
These Despondent DemocRATS Weren’t laughing their Osses-Off Last Night
Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
Panicking Mitch McConnell Shoves Entire Senate Healthcare Bill Into Mouth As DemocRAT Walks Past
WASHINGTON—Quickly crumpling up all 500 pages of the legislation upon hearing footsteps in the hallway, sources reported Tuesday that a panicked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell shoved the entire Senate healthcare bill in his mouth as a DemocRAT senator walked past. According to witnesses, McConnell became visibly flustered upon realizing there was no place to hide from the DemocRAT colleague approaching his doorway and began ripping wads of documents from a binder and cramming them through his open jaws as rapidly as possible. Asked about the location of an upcoming meeting, McConnell, cheeks distended to many times their original size, reportedly grunted several times and gestured toward a nearby conference room. At press time, McConnell had spit out the massive clump of saliva-coated, half-chewed papers, which, while largely illegible, would reportedly insure 10 million more people than the original.
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Wednesday Is Day Number 155. There Are Now Only 1,230 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
