KASICH WAS AWOL BUT MATT BEVAN WAS THERE | Whistleblower Newswire

TODAY IS
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 04, 2018
Trump’s 683rd Day In Office

CELEBRATING THAT DECEMBER 1, 2016 RALLY IN CINCINNATI KICKING OFF THE TRUMP-PENCE VICTORY TOUR

NOW HERE’S SOME OF THE FOLKS WHO SHOWED UP

KASICH WAS AWOL BUT MATT BEVAN WAS THERE

MEANWHILE IN DOWNTOWN CINCINNATI, NOBODY WAS RIDING THAT STUPID STREETCAR

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Occasional-Cortex Compares Election To Jesus’ Miracles

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Newly elected Democrat superstar Alexandroid Occasional-Cortex told an environmental group on Friday that her election was ‘a miracle.’

“Me getting elected to the Congress House was no less a miracle than Jesus turning bread into water or parting the Red River. It’s like I’m Jesus only doing miracles here in America instead of, you know, Saudi Arabia.”

This isn’t the first time Occasional-Cortex has compared her election to pivotal historic events – past comparisons included:

Bread being sliced

The invention of the wheel

Discovery of cheese on the moon

Creation of instant breakfast

Taming of dolphins

Vagisil

Supporters, as well as a growing number of conservatives, are urging Occasional-Cortex to run for the presidency in 2020.

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 683