TODAY IS
SUNDAY, MAY 29, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE STILL SEARCHING FOR AN APPROPRIATE MEMORIAL DAY MESSAGE.
MEANWHILE, ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* IS TRYING TO APPEAR PATRIOTIC
Biden Quoting The Declaration of Independence: “Life, Liberty, Etc.”
Just In Case You Thought It Was About A Three Day Weekend
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