TODAY IS
THURSDAY, MAY 05, 2021
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TOMORROW MAY BE JOKE BIDEN*S SECOND MEANINGLESS TRIP TO CINCINNATI WITHOUT EVER VISITING HIS BORDER CRISISAll Four Of The Blower’s Annual “Cinco De Mayo” Updates Have Been Pronounced Officially Banned Today By Joke Biden*s Ministry Of Disinformation

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Sink-O De Mayo” E-dition, Where We Explained How The Holiday Really Came To Be.

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Rushing Our Border,” E-dition, Where We Welcomed “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition, Where Everyone Was Saying “Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!”

And You Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Where The First Line Was “Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo”¡Buena Suerte!