FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, 2018
Trump’s 560th Day In Office
The Whistleblower’s Garrulous Grammarian Says…
At this evening’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why FAKE NEWS CNN’S Jim Acosta had not yet been given his Official Whistleblower Nickname.
“It’s long overdue,” Kane admitted. “At first, The Blower had planned to dub the Doofus DemocRAT ‘Jim Accosted,’ since the little whining weasel claims to be ‘accosted’ (which means aggressively confronted) by little old ladies at Trump Rallies yelling ‘CNN Sucks.’”
But “Jim Accosted” has become an “Accoster” (someone who aggressively confronts other people) because he won’t stop aggressively confronting anybody who implies he’s “Fake News.” So maybe his Official Whistleblower Nickname ought to be “Jim The Accoster.”
Our Celebrity Conservative James Woods suggests “Acosta The Enema,” which is kind of like calling somebody a douche bag. 
Maybe we should wait until after we cover The Trumpster’s Rally in Lewis Center, Ohio tomorrow night. One of those Little Old Ladies who puts “Jim The Accoster’s” life in jeopardy might help us come up with another idea. (GET YOUR TICKETS HERE) 
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 95 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 560 And There Are Now Only 822 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
