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Special “Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Announcement” E-dition

image005image003MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND TWENTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ARE YOU READY TO GOBBLE?

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Getting in Touch With Your Inner Turkey
image005The deadline for submitting nominations for the Whistleblower’s 2023 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants) is Monday, November 20 (three days before Thanksgiving) at 4PM.

image006And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

image006In Disingenuous D-RAT Controlled Cincinnati, Turkeys will probably weigh more because of the added lead from the nightly OTR Turkey Shoots.

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In Anderson, Treasured Trustee Emeritus Andrew S. Pappas says he’s looking for an overstuffed turkey with large white breasts.

 

image006Know-It-Alls In The Forest Hills School District wonder if there will be a special category just for them.

 

image006Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2023 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.

image006So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”

image006This will be the umpteenth year for the for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest, and nominations for 2023 are already pouring in. Now see if you can identify any of our nominees from years gone by.image008

image003PREVIOUS TURKEY OF THE YEAR NOMINATIONS

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