TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 2017
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Today for Women’s Herstory Month, I had to apologize for saying Maxine Waters was wearing a James Brown Wig.—Bill O’Reilly
On this date in 1973, the last U.S. combat troops left South Vietnam as Hanoi freed the remaining American prisoners of war held in North Vietnam, and America’s direct eight-year intervention in the Vietnam War was at an end. Can’t you just imagine if Obama had been in charge? —Hurley The Historian
That’s why we chose Bill Murray’s classic quote from “Stripes”: “We’re Americans! We’re ten and one!” —Our Quote For Today Committee
Please don’t ask how many games I have to play before I earn my first million dollars this year. —Joey Votto
Hey, Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Usually it is a sure sign of spring when UK and Louisville are still playing basketball and UC and Xavier are back home watching the Final Four on TV. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
Don’t you wish Morehead State were still in the NCAA Tournament? We’d be looking into the stands for all the good looking fans that show support for their team, and/or extracurricular activities. —Sportscasters on TV
The Morehead the merrier! —Horny in Hebron
What kind of T-shirts could we wear to our game? —Wilder Women
Trish the Dish wants to know why somebody sent her that Morehead State T-Shirt. —TV 19 News
Sheree Paolello says somebody sent her one, too. —Jack Atherton
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —
Sometimes The Blower ridicules “Women’s Herstory Month” to show “Herstory” is just another made-up word Feminists use to make themselves feel good!. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Feminazi who believes that all men are idiots, wearing a bra is a symbol of oppression, shaving their legs is apparently showing that they GIVE INTO MALE PRESSURE TO BE ATTRACTIVE HOLY SHIT, snowmen must be called “snowpeople,” and that any song that mentions a girl is supporting rape or whatever.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Sexists, who are people who use the word “gender” instead of “sex,” because they believe their “gender” is superior and says unfair things about the other “gender,” or assumes that only one “gender” has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.
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e-mail your sincerest salutations today.
And these are just some of the bodacious babes who sent us stuff during Women’s Herstory Month.
Some Women Whipping Women in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Women Whipping Women subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER WOMEN’S HERSTORY MONTH VIDEO OF THE DAY
(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Vonda Pickens, whose Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers took part in the nation-wide “Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment” movement.
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.