TODAY IS
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 01, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, MANY MEMBERS ASKED BUNKY TADWELL IF THE WHISTLEBLOWER MEMOIRS HE’S GHOST-WRITING WILL ASK IF THERE’LL BE A PATRIOTIC PRIZE AWARDED AT MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11’S FOREST HILLS SCHOOL BOARD’S SPECIAL MEETING ON PATRIOT DAY LIKE THE ONE OUR BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER WON FROM THE AMERICAN LEGION FOR HIS PATRIOTIC “WHAT I OWE MY COUNTY” ESSAY IN 1956.

 

Elections, Dejections

This week, everybody who’s really tired of watching all those campaign commercials on TV, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is noted political pundit J. L. Jaundice, who says he thought if you voted early, you wouldn’t have to watch all those crappy political ads anymore.

J. L. wins an Official Whistleblower Election Night Scorecard to tally this year’s D-RAT Debacle, 38 absentee ballots for him to fill out so he can participate in Early Voter Fraud like all those illegal immigrants and other D-RAT Voters, and an “I Told You So” Button to wear on November 8.

It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections
And no matter what your selections
Because the plain fact is
They’ll still raise your taxes
So the government can increase its collections.

It’s less than nine more weeks till the elections
(In Japan, they would call that “erections”)
I can’t help being stimulated,
For too long I’ve waited,
To change our political directions.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who says if this doesn’t result in the restoration of his poetic license, he might have to file a complaint with the ARPLUBP (Americans for Restoration of Poetic License for Unfortunately Bad Poets):

It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections
And the country has still divided its affections
Hillary’s percent
Who still can’t pay for food or rent
Will vote in predictable directions.

If Obama’s D-RATS get elected again
It will be a terrible sin
That arrogant bastard
Has rhetoric mastered
I’m scared to death he will win.

All I’ve seen for the last several years
Has fed into all of my fears
Those guys hate the US
And have created a mess
If they win, I’ll be forever in tears.

Obama is still an arrogant jerk
Who has never done any real work
His strength is his style
Shirtsleeves and phony smile
Big ears and self-absorbed smirk.

If what I learned in school is true
When Obama’s life is all thru
Though he thinks he’s swell
He’s going straight to Hell
And he’ll probably fool the devil too.

Tomas de Torquemada says:
It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections:
The D-RATS already have erections.

With visions of impeachment they are crazed;
In reality, they remain unfazed.

Mirror, mirror, on the media wall
Who’s the most liberated woke of all?

Kentucky’s governor is on the line
As Beshear imbibes that “inclusive” wine.

In South Bend, Pete Buttigieg packed it in,
To run for POTUS in capital sin.

Tucson votes on “sanctuary city”;
They prefer illegals who are gritty.

But the big question for November Five
Is if Frisco on human poop can thrive.

Bette Davis would have called it a dump;
If you visit just step over each lump

AND PERTURBED IN PARK HILLS SAYS
It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections, And we’re looking forward to defections

From D-RAT voters once considered “safe,”
But who, under leftist tyrants, now chafe.

Forty-five percent of blacks now like Trump
Since into their bank accounts, he did pump

Better jobs, higher wages and bennies
Compared to D-RAT socialist pennies.

Blacks have also learned that “Black Lives Matter”
Is a crock of shit, mere leftist patter.

They don’t care about black prosperity
And their slogans have no sincerity.

They only chant “Death to America,”
And other Marxist esoterica.

They pull down the statues of our great men
To eradicate our past – but what then?

If they succeed, we’re a third-world nation
Consigned to socialist damnation.

Vote for Joke-a-Mala’s comedy team?
You will enable their satanic scheme.

Finally, Last Year Pancho Villa Said
It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections:
This calls for some accurate reflections.
Because so far there have been no corrections.
To those scam-demic-excused directions.
Election integrity won’t happen
(“Can you hear the sound of one hand clappin’?”)
Until Dominion, the law starts zappin’
And the leftists in their pants start crappin’.
When paper ballots make a full comeback
They’ll put an end to the Commie hijack.
Pelosi et. al. will need an ice pack
(And let’s not forget their media claque.)
But if you want more of the status quo –
Traitors who are just in it for the dough –
Then all vote counts will support Sleepy Joe
And the USA will get its death blow.
“We the People”: an experiment passed,
Sheeple masked and vaxxed, completely downcast.
The Great Reset will be here at long last:
A prospect that should render you aghast.

And This Year Pancho Says
It’s Less Than Nine More Weeks Till Elections,
And we need massive D-RAT ejections.

Restoration of law and order
And sanity at our southern border.

REAL indictments for January 6,
Not more of Shifty Schiff’s devious tricks.

Pelosi & Co. belong behind bars;
Let them rot in jail and write their memoirs.

Tony Baloney Fauci can join them
Doing serious time for his mayhem.

We need to follow Hunter’s laptop leads,
And expose the Big Guy’s Chinese proceeds.

Not to mention Soros and Zuckerbucks
Paying for fascist anarchy deluxe.

You RINOs had better smell the java
(like Mitch and his mealy-mouthed palavah).

Can we castrate the bureaucrats’ Deep State?
Fill the government with an honest slate?

Time to get real about ‘Merica First
‘Cause we’re about to see ‘Merica Cursed.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“It’s Time Once Again For Oktoberfest”

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