TODAY IS
MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2020
TRUMP’S 1375th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE SOME EARLY VOTERS ACTUALLY WANT TO CHANGE THEIR VOTES AFTER SEEING HUNTER BIDEN’S EXPOSE
“Hunter Becomes the Hunted”
This week, everybody who’s been reviewing all those selfies and porn on Hunter Biden’s laptop,” e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Trump Administration Porn Watcher Rudy Giuliani, who says many pictures of Hunter banging his Sister-In-Law and sometimes her daughter are really vile and disgusting.
Rudy wins Christopher Wray’s job heading the FBI, the Medal of Freedom from President Trump, and Front Row Seats at the Academy Awards when Rudy’s performance in Sasha Baron Cohen’s movie is nominated for having sex with a 15 year old girl,
Rudy’s winning limerick is:
Hunter Biden Is Joe Biden’s Son
Is the reason Joe shouldn’t have run
‘Cause now Biden is hidin’
And he’ll keep on a -slidin’
Until Trump’s Next Four Years Have Been Won
Meanwhile, Perturbed in Park Hills says:
Hunter Biden Is Joe Biden’s Son:
When all the extortion is said and done,
That MacBook Pro came in quite handy
Exposing Chink and Ukraine candy.
“Burisma, want to meet my Seester?
Then get the damned law off my keester!”
You’d think they’d learn to hide their emails –
Though there’s no Comey to tip the scales –
This time they’ve got Facebook and Twitter
To hide their inconvenient litter.
Who needs Assange and his Wikileaks?
A repair shop has exposed these freaks!
But is “Hunter” this crack-head’s right name?
“Gatherer” is the name of his game.
Doing coke? Boinking sister-in-law?
Could the son be somewhat like his Paw?
The Biden Crime Family’s in deep
With all the sleazy profits they reap.
“Build Back Better” – their bogus motto:
On power, they’re full throttle blotto.
The First Line of Next Week’s Limerick Is:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween night”
