Friday, December 9  Editions

“Friday’s Fake News” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 12:40 AM

“Re-gifting Guide” (First, keep track of who gave those crappy gifts to you!) 6:15 PM

“Political Correctness Update” (Flag Desecration At The University Of Cincinnati) 2:00 PM

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (What If Santa Turned Out To Be Gay?) 11:10AM

Thursday, December 8  Editions

 “Thursday’s Tactics” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 11:50 PM

Just Wait Till All Those Easily Offended Liberals Learn More About Trump’s Choice Of Fast-Food Executive Andy Puzder To Be His Labor Secretary.

Andy Doesn’t Care If You’re Offended By His Sexy Fast-Food Restaurant Ads

“Holiday Happenings” (Hoping To Make CHRISTmas Great Again) 7:30 PM

“CHRISTmas Spirit” (Overflowing With The Milk Of Human Kindness) 6:10 PM

“Holiday Guilt Campaign” (Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass) 4:45PM

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) 1:00 PM

“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet) 11:00 AM