TODAY IS
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 06, 2018
Trump’s 685th Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S BREAKING NEWS —

Every little Jewish boy and girl knows you’re supposed to get Hanukkah presents every night, but when Hanukkah Harry came tonight, his delivery to The Blower was so awesome, it was like all eight nights of Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and the Fourth Of July all rolled into one.

Because for several years, The Blower has joked about the kickoff of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s return to politics at her Annual Christmas Party at Jack casino in downtown Cincinnati, repeated a dozen times as part of our yearly “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas feature. 

Well tonight, Hanukkah Harry made it all come true when he delivered proof positive that “Her Meanness” had officially filed the paperwork for her “Schmidt for Ohio” Committee in November while we were all too busy consuming Turkey.

Is This The Gift That’ll Keep On Giving Or What?!

The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media.

Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 685 And There Are Now Only 697 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.