TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 17, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED-UP FOREST HILLS SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY TWO MORE WEEKSNow You Get To Pay For All Those Stupid “Feel Good” Things You Voted For

       Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes has to be postmarked by midnight, Tuesday, January 31, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County will be busy for the next two weeks helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder since some people’s property taxes are still included with their mortgage payments. That way, dumbed-down over-taxed payers who voted for Lying D-RAT Joke Biden will never see how much they’re actually paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included on your tax bill.

The Anderson Apocalypse says Tax preparers at H&R Pappas in Anderson Township will be particularly busy because all of those really stupid voters who didn’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash the Forest Hills Public Schools were already pissing away before voting for the District’s most recent low-information-voter-approved Tax Scam.

That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day, and they should hold School Board elections on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.

FIRST, THERE ARE SCHOOL TAXES. Could you ever believe you actually approved paying so much of your hard-earned money for children of all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters Who Didn’t Complain When They Put Joke Biden* In The White House? That way, you’ll continue paying for those all those future D-RATs to be brainwashed with all that progressive propaganda that’s been canceling our culture for the past sixty years.

The next big chunk goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the elephants, and the Museum Center.

It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization like a rejuvenated COAST to talk about such things, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never do any of the women I know.” 

Your Second Half Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes Are Due

Hamilton County Treasurer Jill A. Schiller (Whoever The Hell She Is) says if you can’t find one of those Forever Stamps and have to use one of those 60-cent U.S. postage stamps when you mail in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment is returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous D-RAT Double-Dipping Obama-Loving County Auditor on his way out in March will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”

01/17/2023
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The County Treasurer, not the County Auditor, is in charge of your Real Estate Taxes. Please contact the Treasurer at county.treasurer@hamilton-co.org with your property tax questions. New values and tax amounts are now posted on this website. If you plan to pay your taxes in person go to the County Treasurer’s office on the 4th Floor of the County Administration Building. If you plan to mail your tax payment we urge you not to deposit your mail in a blue USPS postal box, but rather go inside a post office to mail your payment.