TODAY IS
MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 2019
Trump’s 738th Day In Office

Now You Get To Pay For All Those Stupid “Feel Good” Things You Voted For

       Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes has to be post-marked by midnight on Thursday, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County have been busy all weekend helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder, since some people’s property taxes are still included with their mortgage payments, and they never see how much they’re actually paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.

That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.

First, there are School Taxes. Could you ever believe you ever approved paying that much for children of all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their local FAKE NEWS from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, walking around these days?

The next big chunk goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the elephants, and the Museum Center.

It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization to talk about such things, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never does anybody else I know.” 

Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you forgot to use one of those new 55-cent postage stamps when you mailed in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment was returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”