FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2016

We Just Can’t Stop Gloating
This week, everybody who’s enjoying watching how post-election stress syndrome is affecting all those whiny Liberals these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Garry Gloater, who thinks the best part about winning an election is when your opponent calls to concede.

Gary wins a “Gloaters Make Better Lovers” bumper sticker, an all-expense paid trip to Donald Trump’s Inauguration in only 63 more days, and a “Lock Her Up” Sweat Shirt to liven things up at that big Thanksgiving Dinner with a bunch of whiny Liberals he’s planning to attend next week. His winning entry is:

Do you believe Donald Trump actually won?
Is it time for Conservatives finally to be having some fun?
Because is 63 more days,
With no more delays,
Obama’s legacy can be officially undone.

And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (Who can’t stop smiling these days):
Do you believe Donald Trump actually won?
11/9’s results surely did stun
And Trump’s critics really felt low,
When they had to eat crow,
‘Cause they laughed when Trump said he would run

Because now that this year’s elections are done,
We know what we’ll do for some fun?
We can bash all the losers,
Till they become boozers,
And regret they decided to run.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“The best part of Thanksgiving Day”

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