SUNDAY, JANUARY 06, 2019
Trump’s 716th Day In Office
This Sunday in America…… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking God’s help “Praying for Potty Mouths” in 2019, especially after the First-Ever-Palestinian-American Michigan D-RAT Rashida Tlaib (the one with the altered map trying to eliminate Israel) dishonored herself by using profanity when she victoriously shouted to a cheering audience that she will “impeach the MOTHERFUCKER” Trump, then ran scared from reporters asking her if she stood by her comments.
Kane said it reminded him of that time in 1963 when he was teaching GED English to American enlisted men and wrote the word “Motherfucker” on the blackboard to explain how you could use the “MF” word as all eight parts of speech. No kidding. Army colonels making a surprise inspection at the Army Education Center in Wurzburg, Germany said they’d never seen anything quite like it.
The Blower can hardly wait till to see if our Disgraced D-RAT will be using the rest of George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words” (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits) during her first floor speech at Nancy Pelosi’s Most Dysfunctional House of Representatives in American history.