THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2016
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
If You Thought Trump Created A Commotion Last Week When He Chose General “Mad Dog” Mattis To Be His Secretary Of Defense…

Just Wait Till All Those Easily Offended Liberals Learn More About Trump’s Choice Of Fast-Food Executive Andy Puzder To Be His Labor Secretary.

He Doesn’t Care If You’re Offended By His Sexy Fast-Food Restaurant Ads

The Blower Can Hardly Wait To See The New Labor Department PSAs On TV

Maybe Andy Should Also Be In Charge Of Immigration

Memo to Anderson Trustee President Andy Pappas—get us a Hardee’s Now!