TODAY IS
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2018
Trump’s 699th Day In Office

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher about the latest leftist outrage in the War On Christmas— the ridiculous idea that Gingerbread Men now had to be “Gender Neutral” after a Scottish Parliament coffee shop changed the name of its gingerbread men to “gingerbread persons.” No kidding.

Tuesday, political commentator and radio host Tammy Bruce told Tucker “Gingerbread Cookies are obviously men.”

Calling the treats “gingerbread people” is “spiritual neutering,” Carlson added.

“Of course, Gingerbread Cookies are MEN,” Kane explained, holding up an anatomically correct cookie from Busken’s Bakery.

Whistleblower Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis passed around some delicious Obviously Male Gingerbread MEN and tasty Penis Cookies from the Gaywad Bakery in Northside.

Our Good Friend Bobby Leach wonders if they’d now have to change the words to his Favorite Christmas Song—”Who Put The Dick On The Snowman” and showed us why He’s no longer asked to make Gingerbread MEN for church bake sales.

“What’s the biggest reason you could never stop making Gingerbread Men?” Kane concluded. “Without Gingerbread MEN, we would never be able to make little Gingerbread babies.”