FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2017

We Still Can’t Stop Gloating
This week, everybody who’s enjoying watching how post-election stress syndrome is still affecting all those whiny Liberals these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Garry Gloater, who thinks the best part about winning an election is when your opponent calls to concede (Something Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas says he’s  been waiting for ever since Election Night).

Gary wins a “Gloaters Make Better Lovers” bumper sticker, an all-expense paid trip to Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort when the weather gets colder this winter, and a “Lock Her Up” Sweat Shirt to liven things up at that big Thanksgiving Dinner with a bunch of whiny Liberals he’s planning to attend next week. His winning entry is:

Do you believe Donald Trump actually won?
Is was time for Conservatives finally to be having some fun.
In so many ways,
And with no more delays,
Obama’s legacy was being officially undone.

And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (Who can’t stop smiling these days):
Do you believe Donald Trump actually won?
11/9’s results surely did stun
And Trump’s critics really felt low,
When they had to eat crow,
‘Cause they laughed when Trump said he would run

Because after last year’s elections were done,
Do you know what we did for some fun?
We bashed all the losers,
Until they became boozers,
And regretted they ever had run.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“The best part of Thanksgiving Day”

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