TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 2017
Hoping There Will Be At Least A Little Something To Criticize

At yesterday afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders who were getting ready for Obama’s So-Called Final Speech tonight, were asking Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane how different things are today than they were in 2009 when George W. Bush was getting ready to turn things over to Obama.

We watched Dubya’s Classy Farewell Speech and predicted you there’s not way you’d be seeing anything like that tonight from Obama.

But with his Legacy threatened by Donald Trump and a Republican Congress in only ten more days, and a new Right-wing Supreme Court justice appointment imminent, The Blower predicts Obama will deliver one final, bullshit campaign speech defending his totally failed presidency, philosophy, and policies that Voters just rejected.

Obama’s So-Called Farewell Speech will no doubt contain include a series of “cautions about the challenges we face moving forward,” and our Petulant President will hardly be able to resist getting his digs in against Trump during that opportunity.

Conservatives can hardly wait to hear some sage advice from an outgoing loser whose entire agenda is already in the crapper waiting to be flushed on January 20.