MONDAY, JANUARY 29, 2018
Hoping There Will Be At Least A Little Something To Criticize

At yesterday afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders who were trying to analyze Obama’s So-Called Final Speech in 2017, were asking Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane how different things had devolved since 2009 when George W. Bush was getting ready to turn things over to Obama.

We watched Dubya’s Classy Farewell Speech and predicted you there was no way you’d be seeing anything like that from Obama.

With his Legacy threatened by Donald Trump and a Republican Congress in then-only ten more days, and a new Right-wing Supreme Court justice appointment imminent, The Blower predicted Obama would deliver one final, bullshit campaign speech defending his totally failed presidency, philosophy, and policies that Voters had just rejected.

Obama’s So-Called Farewell Speech would doubt contain include a series of “cautions about the challenges we face moving forward,” and our Petulant Ex-President could hardly be able to resist getting his digs in against Trump during that opportunity.

Conservatives could hardly wait to hear some sage advice from an outgoing loser whose entire agenda was already in the crapper waiting to be formally flushed on January 20.