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“Turkey Of The Year Contest Extension” E-dition

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TODAY IS
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND MAYBE AT LEAST THE TURKEY IS THANKFUL

november-21-extensionMaking Balloting Safe Again

Just as The Trump Legal Team needs time to make the right choices to Make America Great Again, so will the panel of Judges for the 2022 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest at 4 PM on Monday afternoon, because Disingenuous D-RATS wanting to nominate Turkeys Of The Year would then have an extra day to get their nominations in. That’s why the counter that used to be at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page will still be now clicking off the hours, minutes, and seconds until an 4PM Deadline on Tuesday to nominate somebody for the Whistleblower’s 2022 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants), with then-only two days before Thanksgiving.

 

image007However, a Truckload of Disingenuous D-RAT Turkey Ballots mysteriously appeared this morning at 3:35 AM, and a Dishonest D-RAT Turkey was suspiciously in the lead. The Whistleblower Legal Dream Team then insisted the vote-counting be stopped until a complete audit of the voting could be made. A report is expected at Sunday morning’s Press Conference at 10 AM. Curiously enough, witnesses said the Truck Driver looked suspiciously like our new Disingenuous D-RAT Ohio First District Congressman, Pelosi’s Boy Toy, But We’re Not Sure Which One.

 

image007And remember just like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

image007In Anderson, Controversial Former Trustee Andrew Pappas says he wasn’t being racist when he said he said he was looking for an overstuffed gobbler with large white breasts If you know what we mean. Curiously, Andrew has now received more than 327 nominations, most certainly many of them from angry overstuffed Andersonian Women from Weight Gainers with large white breasts if you know what we mean. 

image007Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2021 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.

image007Word is, there might also be a chance we’ll be accepting nominations for some of those Anderson Apocalypse players we were hearing about last year in The Blower.

 

image007So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”

image0072022 will be the fifteenth year for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Here are some of our 2022 Turkey Of The Year Nominees. Can you remember who won that year?image010image012 image014 image016 image018 image020 image022image003 image047