TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, MAY 05, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND STILL, NONE OF OBAMA’S AND BIDEN*S CO-CONSPIRATORS ARE IN THE SLAMMER


All Four Of The Blower’s Annual “Cinco De Mayo” E-ditions Have Been Pronounced Officially Dead Today Because Of The Same Deadly Chinese Kung Flu Virus That Leftists In The Press Are Still Whining About.
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Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Sink-O De Mayo” E-dition, Where We Explained How The Holiday Really Came To Be.
Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Rushing Our Border,” E-dition, Where We Welcomed “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”
Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition, Where Everyone Was Saying “Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!”
And You Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Where The First Line Was “Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo”
¡Buena Suerte!