TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JULY 02, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND AND OUR UNKNOWN CANDIDATE WONDERS HOW MANY ANGRY ANDERSONIANS WILL BE WEARING THEIR REDSKINS T-SHIRTS AT THE PARADE TOMORROW.

The Anderson Apocalypse will be in the Anderson Township Parade on “PFC James Miller IV and Staff Sergeant Richard T. Pummill Memorial Highway tomorrow with the Four Horsemen in the lead.

The Woke Forest Hills Board Of Education will be frog-marching behind.

The Pappas Mobile will be following War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death playing some appropriate patriotic music!

Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Westrup and his crew will be behind the East Side Republican Club.

Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidate Lexi Lausten and Incumbent Republican Trustee Josh Gerth will be walking and waving to the crowd. Each will have banners, T-shirts, koozies, and campaign literature to pass out.

There may even be a couple of actual Forest Hills School Board candidates walking behind the ESRC and Wenstrup groups, but they should be carrying really big signs showing their names, so with a mere 122 more days till Election Day tomorrow, we all might finally find out their identities.

Other members of the Anderson Apocalypse should contact Steve Sievers at Anderson Township (SSievers@AndersonTownship.org) TODAY to check where you are.

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