TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 31, 2020
AND WE’RE RIDICULING THE D-RAT’S MOST IMBECILIC IMPEACHMENT EVER
On Trump’s 1106th Day In Office

We Hope You Remember To Pay Your Property Taxes Today, Everybody!

Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes has to be post-marked by midnight tonight, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County were busy all week helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder, since some people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments, and they never actually see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.

Persons of Consequence know what The Blower has always said: “Everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day,” and “They should hold elections for those officials on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.”

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Gerald Barzan’s, “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”

First, there are school taxes. Imagine How Stupid People Must Be to approve that much for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, walking around these days?

The next big chunk of your cash goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the gorillas, and the Museum Center. 

It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization to talk about such things because they’re too busy these days raking in big bucks for taking cases to the U.S. Supreme protecting politicians’ Right to Lie, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never does anybody else I know.”

Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you forget to use one of those new discounted forever postage stamps when you mail in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment is returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats, and then charge you humongous fine for being a little late, too.”

 CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street also remembers 28 years ago in The Whistleblower, then-Hamilton County Treasurer Wayne F. Wilke also sent his warmest regards to the troops serving in the Gulf War, but at least Wayne gave our guys 11 extra days to pay. 

FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a political insider was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people don’t get as upset on Property Tax Days as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So they never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.”

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Today’s Whistleblower is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our January fund-raising drive by Bankruptcy Attorney Robert A. Goering (who claims he’s no relation to Hermann), for helping him get a little publicity for that part-time job he has at the Hamilton County Courthouse.

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. Congress, the Deep State, and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Lying Leftist Agenda.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and CONGRESS, THE DEEP STATE, THE RADICAL MEDIA ESTABLISHMENT WILL CONTINUE TO LIE and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eleventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 1106 And There Are Now Only 76 More Days Till Ohio’s Presidential Primary And 276 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.