FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 2018

At Least We No Longer Need A Contract

The Blower remembers  when Spectrum Business was still Time Warner Business Class, we could hardly believe all the benefits we were deriving after they forced us to become a “Business Class Customer” just to send out our e-mails to our Persons of Consequence telling them another e-dition was available for viewing on the Whistleblower-Newswire. 

We could manage our bills the easy “My Account Way.”

We got a FREE TWC WiFi® Hotspot at no additional charge.

We got discounts and deals on essential business goods and services with the “Perk Zone.”

And if we referred a business that became a customer, Time Warner promised to send us a $100 Reward Card. No kidding.

Another great part of being a Time Warner Business Class Customer was when they sold our name, address, and phone number to people who wanted to sell us something. You can’t believe how many calls Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is still getting every week.

Best of all at the Whistleblower Newswire World Headquarters, was that time Kane received what appeared to be a check for $68,000 from the Deposit Finance Department to use on New Inventory; New Equipment; Increased Advertising; Bills, Payroll, and Taxes; and Expansion to a New Location.

Damn! We should’ve run right up to Fifth Third and deposited that sucker.

$68,000 would’ve come in really handy when it came time to make a down payment on this month’s Time Warner Business Class (Now Spectrum) invoice, which is a hell of a lot more than the low-ball prices you see for “new customers only” on those really deceptive Spectrum Business Class commercials.