TODAY IS
MONDAY, JANUARY 20, 2020
AND WE’RE WATCHING THE D-RATS’ BEST EVIDENCE-FREE IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,095th Day In Office
Featuring The Blower’s Commemorative Coverage on Trump’s Inauguration Day
FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 2017
Our countdown clock has finally expired and Donald Trump can now begin to undo all the damage Obama’s done to America during the past eight years:
Let’s compare today’s Declaration of War On Obama’s Washington today to Obama’s Inauguration in 2009. The Liberal Propaganda Media called it a “Coronation.”
— Official “Obama Coronation” E-dition —
TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 2009
Real e-Mails from Real Subscribers
Is anybody counting the number of times we use the word “historic” today? —Obama Supporters in the Press
Will it be as many times as they try to compare Obama with Lincoln? —Hurley the Historian
If this weren’t a truly “historic” occasion, we wouldn’t be televising it. —ESPN
Even though I’ll no longer around, will Liberals still be blaming me for everything that goes wrong during the next four years? —President Bush
Would Lincoln’s “You can fool some of the people all of the time…” quotation be “historic?” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Spending more than $170 million during the greatest recession since 1929 on the “historic” Coronation of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadj, Doctor Barrack Hussein Obama Dada was also the most in history. —Obama Coronation Team
Spending $40 million for the Bush Inauguration four years ago was the most irresponsible, profligate, and insensitive event in history. —2004 Kneepad Liberals in the Press
The enormous amount of crap we were able to sell to those other 63.5 million dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span voters who voted for the Messiah was truly “historic.” —MoveOn.Org
Being permitted to host our Obama Coronation Party for at Camargo Country Club was truly “historic.” —Obsessive Compulsive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose
Speaking of a lot of crap, getting five million people to wait in line to use 5,000 no-flush port-o-lets was “historic.” —Obama Waste Disposal Committee
And I thought all those millions of people in Washington were there to witness the “historic” swearing in of the nation’s first Delawarian vice president. —Scott Ott at Scrappleface
The Barack Market’s dive since the election was also “historic.” —Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes
Pissing over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole with our Bailout Boondoggle has been “historic.” —Dysfunctional DemocRATS in Congress
Getting Monday off for Martin Luther King Day and Tuesday for Obama’s Coronation with pay was really “historic.” —City Hall Slackers
How “historic” was the number of idiots willing to pay their own way to Washington for Obama’s Coronation? —Dainty DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory
Getting white, guilt-ridden, Volvo-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, bottled-water-drinking liberals to buy single-layer half sheet cakes with the Obama family picture on it for $32.95 was “historic.” —Busken’s
P.S. There will be a huge half-off sale on some items we may have left over starting tomorrow.
If any of those Kneepad Liberals in the Press had mentioned the fact that Martin Luther King was a Republican, that would’ve been historic. —National Black Republican Association
Replacing disgraced Ohio RINO Party Chairman Boob Bennett was “historic.”—Kevin DeWussie
My lack of support from Ohio RINOs for my effort to return the Republican National Committee to its roots has been “historic.” —Buckwheat Blackwell
Support for my effort to replace Senator RINOvich other than in the incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap have not exactly been “historic.” —Loser Lobbyist Rob “Fighting for Future Failures” Portman
My big losses in last year’s election when Hamilton County turned “Blue” was indeed ‘historic.” —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou (pronounced (Old “Blue Face”)
The number of Republican souls I’ve been able to purchase lately has truly been “historic.” — Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
How about the “historic” size of my property tax reduction, arranged for by my long-time friend, the Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor (who was permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street)? —Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz
How “historic” was telling that Earl Butz joke on Obama’s Coronation? —WLW Radio’s Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham
We liked it when Willie said “Today was the blackest inauguration in history.” —NAALCP
If Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders comes out with a special This Week in Kenton Circuit Court for Obama’s Coronation featuring criminals wearing Obama t-shirts like they did in Chicago, would that be “historic?” — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Today we’re serving Obama baloney to celebrate the “historic” occasion. —Terry the Smiling Jailer” Carl
When does John McCain get his inauguration? —TV 19 News
Now you know why I finally had enough of those morons. —Jack Atherton
Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers.
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Sometimes The Blower makes fun of Obama Supporters in the Press to show that unfair-and-biased hacks will not be tolerated in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t having an O-basm over Obama’s Coronation today.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental — especially Fishwrappers who ought to be fired, instead of furloughed. 