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Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 01, 2019
Trump’s 1,015th Day In Office

And We’re Documenting 2016’s Greatest Presidential Campaign In History With Only Four More Days Till Election Day, Remembering Our “WEEKLY WHISTLEBOWER LIMERICK CONTEST” E-dition

THAT DATE WAS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2016

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Elections Rejections
This week, everybody who can hardly wait for next Tuesday’s crappy elections to be over so the 2020 Elections can officially begin, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

image005The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why some people in Ohio, who said they wanted want less government, voted to send even more money to local governments and tax themselves even more!

Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2020 Trump Re-election Campaign Countdown Clock, a commemorative “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and some leftovers from the losers’ election night parties.

This year when the Elections are done
We won’t yet be having much fun.
If Crooked Hillary’s rigged election gets out
And the Liberals still pout
All our fun will not yet have even begun.

Tomas de Torquemada
This year when the Elections are done
“We the people” will once again stun
The three pillars of lies, violence, and evil
As we undertake our American retrieval.
Damn, what an immense amount of fun!

And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):

This year when the Elections are done
I’ll be sad ’cause it’s been so much fun
Tim Burka’s laughing and smirking
Alex’s BS still isn’t working
Why couldn’t he find someone like Lincoln to run?

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“We’re glad Donald Trump Actually Won?”

MORE AWARD WINNING PROSE LATERimage003

Did you ever think Ohio’s Delusional RINO Governor John Kasich had Delusions of Grandeur?image003

Today’s Whistleblower Video
(Even More Relevant Today Than It Was In 2016)


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